THE WEDNESDAY WOOF; JULY 22, 2015

EMPLOYEE INVESTIGATED FOR SEX ON THE ROOF OF A FEDERAL BUILDING IN HARRISBURG, PA.

A U.S. Marshals Service employee is one of two people who has been spotted, and photographed, getting frisky on the rooftop of the Harrisburg, Pa., federal building, according to the agency. A witness snapped the sexually explicit picture.

The lady snapper  feared the couple posed a security risk because of their unfettered access to the building’s rooftop. But locals say the only thing that appears to be unfettered is the couple’s passion for each another.

The raunchy snaps show a nude woman lying on the roof and a shirtless man pulling up his jeans. Another appears to show the couple mid-act, with clothes strewn about the roof.

DOG SAYS, "HOLY CRAP, MY GIRLFRIEND IS AFRAID OF HEIGHTS!"

PRINCE PHILIP AT A LONDON EVENT 

He is well-known for speaking his mind.  And Prince Philip certainly did not hold back when he thought a photographer was taking too long to take his picture. 

"Just take the f---ing picture," the 94-year-old snapped while at an official event in London on Friday.

The husband of Britain's Queen Elizabeth II was at a photo call to commemorate the 75th anniversary of the Battle of Britain. The famous air battle where the Royal Air Force fought Hitler's Luftwaffe over the skies of Britain in 1940.

Prince Philip was attending the event with Prince William and other royals, when he was caught on video pointing and telling the photographer to hurry up, but using more colorful language.

DOG SAYS,  "ARF ARF, SHORT AND SWEET!"

SERBIAN PRIME MINISTER CHASED AWAY FROM BOSNIAN GENOCIDE REMEMBRANCE CEREMONY BY ANGRY, STONE-THROWING MASSES.

Serbia’s prime minister took a rock to the face Saturday before an enraged crowd forced him to flee a 20th anniversary remembrance of the 1995 Bosnian genocide.

Aleksandar Vucic, once a Serbian ultra-nationalist, was targeted with stones, water bottles and other projectiles during the commemoration of the 8,000 Bosnian Muslims slaughtered at Srebrenica. It was Europe’s worst mass killing since the Holocaust in World War II.

Though Vucic came in a gesture of reconciliation, a portion of the huge crowd instead focused on his divisive past. A few carried banners with a Vucic quote from the era of the mass murders: “For every Serb killed, we will kill 100 Bosniaks.”

Some protesters among the tens of thousands gathered in Srebrenica, where the slaughter took place,  crashed through a fence to pursue the shaken Vucic.

The prime minister, flanked by his bodyguards, was forced to bolt through the onrushing crowd to safety. He quickly left Bosnia-Herzegovina and returned to Serbia.

DOG SAYS, "WHERE'S PRINCE PHILLIP WHEN YOU NEED HIM?"

AN AUSTRALIAN DAD WHO POSED AS YOUNG STUDENT ON INSTAGRAM TO GET NAKED PICTURES FROM  NAIVE SCHOOLGIRLS GETS FIVE-YEAR PRISON SENTENCE

STEPHEN GROTT

JAKE WILLIAMS

Stephen Grott, 46, was jailed for more than five years. The father of two is thought to have targeted at least 20 underage women over a period of eight years. He posed as someone called "Jayke Williams" and used pictures of an innocent pool cleaner, John Noonan.

Ellisha Johnston

Grott, 46, told police he only created the fake profile to monitor how his own daughters were being treated online. However, when one of the young women he had been talking to started dating another boy, Grott got angry and sent obscene messages to her school and posted naked pictures of her onto dating sites. The girl, Ellisha Johnston, was 15 years old when she first came into contact with Grott.  "I hadn't really had that attention from guys before … he definitely made me feel good about myself,"

DOG SAYS, "PERHAPS STEPHEN SHOULD HAVE GOTT CASTRATED"

A BRITISH WOMAN IS CONVICTED OF MANSLAUGHTER FOR STABBING HER PEDOPHILE NEIGHBOR TO DEATH.

A British woman was convicted of manslaughter Friday for stabbing to death a child molester after telling authorities "somebody had to protect people,"

It was a messy job, but someone had to do it, according to a woman who admitted killing her pedophile neighbour.

HERE COMES SARAH....WITH THE KNIFE (CIRCLED)

Sarah Sands was spared a murder conviction when the jury delivered its verdict in London. The woman stabbed 77-year-old Michael Pleasted eight times in their Canning Town public housing project in November, she admitted.

"Who houses a f---ing pedophile on an estate, like seriously? He was asking for trouble," she told police after turning herself in. Sands said she consumed several bottles of wine before arming herself with a knife and going to Pleasted's apartment. They argued, she said, when she confronted him about his convictions for child abuse, and then she stabbed him. "I took care of it".

"He just smirked," she said. Pleasted had been charged with molesting two boys in the weeks before his death. He also had a criminal record dating to 1970 for sexually harming young boys.

DOG CLAPS HIS PAWS FOR THE LADY, AND BARKS "WOOHOO"!