THE WEDNESDAY WOOF; SEP 2, 2015

The problem with the world today is that the intelligent thinkers are filled with doubt and questions but the stupid ones are filled with confidence and answers. 

GIRL, 17, FOUND DEAD IN GERMANY AFTER BEING KIDNAPPED AND HELD FOR $1.1 MILLION RANSOM

The daughter of a wealthy German businessman, named  Anneli-Marie R. was snatched off the street last week in the city of Meissen as she walked her dog.

Her desperate parents pleaded with the abductors not to harm their daughter and said they would pay any amount of money for her safe return.  But today, a body was found in an abandoned farmyard in   Klipphausen, not far from where the 17-year-old lived.

"We are working on the assumption it is Anneli,” said police spokesman Thomas Knaup. Two men have been arrested, one in the city of Dresden, and the other in a town in Bavaria.

DOG SAYS, "NOT TO BE FLIPPANT, BUT I'M WORKING ON THE ASSUMPTION THAT THE DOG WAS PROBABLY A 'MINIATURE SCHNAUZER'"

GRANDSON OF NELSON MANDELA CHARGED WITH RAPE

Nelson Mandela’s grandson has been charged with raping a 15-year-old girl inside a South African bar bathroom.

Mbuso Mandela, 24, appeared in a Johannesburg court Monday. He will stay in police custody until at least Friday, when he is given a formal bail hearing.  Police said Mandela sexually assaulted a 15-year-old girl Friday while dining at a popular Johannesburg restaurant.

The teenage girl was having dinner with some friends when she excused herself to go to the bathroom. Mandela allegedly attacked her inside.

“He grabbed her and raped her inside one of the toilets,” A spokesman said.

DOG IS CONVINCED THAT THIS PARTICULAR APPLE LANDED A HUGE DISTANCE FROM THE TREE 

A BARRAGE OF 600 SHOTS, FIRED BY POLICE, KILLED ARMED CALIFORNIA BANK ROBBERS AND A HOSTAGE 

Firing over 600 shots at armed bank robbery suspects with a hostage last year was “excessive and unnecessary,” according to a review of the Stockton, Calif. police released on Monday.

Stockton Police Chief Eric Jones revealed shortly after the heist that police bullets actually killed the hostage when one of the suspects used her as a shield. The suspect who put her in front of him in the hail of gunfire was the only survivor from the getaway car.

Jones asked for an independent investigation from the Police Foundation to examine the robbery. That report faulted the department for a lack of planning when police shot up the Ford Explorer carrying the suspects and hostage, Holt-Singh, after a 62-minute, 63-mile chase at speeds of up to 120 m.p.h.

“In reviewing dispatch tapes and in response to interviews, the review team determined there was no planned response for when the suspect vehicle stopped,” the report by the Washington, D.C. based policing research group found. “This lack of planning, along with the number of officers involved, created a level of chaos that was difficult to manage and overcome.” 

The deadly shootout came as officers were trying to capture a group of three gunmen who put 14 police vehicles, including the department’s armoured BearCat, out of commission. One of the men fired over 100 rounds at police with an AK-47.

DOG ASKS, "LACK OF PLANNING? SERIOUSLY?" "NOW LET'S SEE: ARMED ROBBERS, SPEEDING AWAY FOR AN HOUR, SHOOTING AT US WITH AN AK-47. OK BOYS WHAT'S THE PLAN HERE. DUH...SHALL WE SHOOT BACK?"

FOUR FLORIDA STUDENTS HACK BOY, 17, WITH MACHETE, BURY HIM ALIVE BEFORE TWO HAVE SEX NEAR MURDER SCENE

THE VICTIM:

Jose Amaya Guardado

THE MURDERERS

Desiray Strickland (L) and Christian Colon (R) were charged with second-degree murder.

Jonathan Lucas (L) and Kaheem Arbelo (R) confessed to slaying Jose Guardado, police said.

Four Florida students, pictured above, hacked a 17-year-old boy with a machete and buried him alive before two of the killers celebrated by having sex near the murder scene, police said.

Desiray Strickland, 18, Kaheem Arbelo, 20, Jonathan Lucas, 18, and Christian Colon, 19, were arrested and confessed to the crime. 

The twisted friend group plotted for two weeks, even digging the grave and hiding a machete beforehand in a wooded area near the Homestead Job Corps campus, where all five students lived about 35 miles south of Miami.

THE SEX FIENDS

As Lucas and Colon headed back to campus, Strickland and Arbelo stayed behind to have sex, police said.

DOG ASKS, "WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT LIVES THAT MATTER?"

FRENCH COUPLE HAVING SEX ON ANCIENT FORTRESS WALL FALL INTO MOAT AND DIE

A French couple apparently got carried away while making love on the battlement of a stone fortress and fell into its moat, where both died.  Police found the body of a naked man in a dry section of the moat. A woman's nude body was found in a shallow patch of water around the Vauban fort in the Chausey archipelago in northwestern France.

The drop to the moat is 40 feet.  Local police said the couple was found naked, "with their belongings above."

DOG REMARKS, "TALK ABOUT A CLIMAX!"