THE WEDNESDAY WOOF; AUG 12, 2015

IT'S OK PAL, I'LL GET YOU A GOOD LAWYER

JENNIFER GARNER IS SAID TO BE DISGUSTED BY THE RUMOURED AFFAIR OF BEN AFFLECK AND HIS  FORMER NANNY, CHRISTINE OUZOUNIAN

JENNIFER GARNER, 43 YRS OLD

CHRISTINE OUZOUNIAN, 28 YRS OLD

Garner discovered Affleck's affair with the nanny this spring and by the time they announced their divorce the relationship "was already broken beyond repair." Ben  and the nanny appeared to have a cheerful rendezvous two weeks after his divorce news made headlines.

DOG SAYS, "THE WORLD TURNS, THE RAIN FALLS AND ROMANCE LEAVES THE SCENE." 

A 911 DISPATCHER IN FLORIDA ACCUSED OF HAVING SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH 11-YEAR-OLD BOY

A 911 dispatcher in Florida was arrested for allegedly having a sexual relationship with an 11-year-old boy, police said.

Amanda Chandler, 40, a mother of two young children who also helps a local little league baseball team, faces life in prison after she was charged Monday from her hospital bed following an attempted suicide bid, the Palm Bay Police Department said.

Her husband of 19 years told police Chandler's alleged sordid affair has been going on for about four months, during which time he would sometimes catch the boy in the couple's bed, kissing each other on the cheek and the boy "hanging all over" his wife.

DOG SAYS, "AND MANY OF THOSE DUDES STILL WORRY ABOUT A CARBON FOOTPRINT. HUMANS ARE A MYSTERY INDEED!"

A TWIN WHO TIED UP  AND ROBBED AN 85-YEAR-OLD MAN SHE MET ON ‘SUGAR DADDY’ WEBSITE GETS 5-YEAR PRISON SENTENCE

Shaina, on the left above, told investigators she brought her sister along with her for the meet-up, and they went to Aronson's E. 38th St. townhouse. She said the "ugly, old and disgusting" Aronson asked her to do something that made her feel uncomfortable.

"He was starting to creep me out," she said, according to court papers, so "I tied him up. I took his money and I left." She said she'd brought zip ties with her "in case of a situation where I needed them."

The pair made off with $420 in cash and his credit cards, and went shopping for makeup afterward.

DOG SAYS, "I'D BE TOO EMBARRASSED TO PRESS CHARGES OR TELL ANYONE!"

DR. BINH MINH CHUNG, A FAMILY PRACTIONER, IS ACCUSED OF DRUGGING AND RAPING AT LEAST A DOZEN OF HIS PATIENTS, INCLUDING A MOTHER AND HER TEEN DAUGHTER

Chung had been arrested previously but prosecuters said they have identified 11new victims in his case, and the doctor’s bail was increased from $550,000 to $1 million.

Chung was caught after his wife found videos of him having sex with women who appeared to be unresponsive. The wife has now filed for divorce.

Around the same time of his wife’s disgusting discovery, a teen patient of Chung, who was getting treatment for acne, told police Chung took her to his office for “treatment,” drugged her and had sex with her.

DOG SAYS, "I KNOW A NEIGHBOURHOOD DOG WHO IS ALSO AN ASSHOLE AND VERY RANDY!"

TEXAS MAN KILLS HIS EX WIFE,  HER HUSBAND, AND 6 KIDS

SHE ONCE DUBBED HIM ‘BEST FATHER IN THE WHOLE WORLD,'

A Texas man broke into his ex’s home, handcuffed her alongside her husband and her six young children, including his own son, and fatally shot each victim in the head.

David Ray Conley admitted to the grisly murders after Harris County deputies found the eight family members dead inside their Houston home Saturday, authorities said.

The Houston psycho blamed his victims for the carnage in a prison interview Tuesday. He used the worst phrasing possible to talk about the son he allegedly handcuffed and shot. “I love Nate, I love Nate to death.”  Conley refused to directly answer any questions about the slaughter.  He positioned himself as a loving boyfriend and father who was mistreated.  He said his slain girlfriend Valerie Jackson wasn’t doing a good job raising Nate or her own children.

DOG SAYS, "BLACK LIVES MATTER, OR DO THEY? I GUESS IT DEPENDS ON WHO IS DOING THE KILLING!"