THE WEDNESDAY WOOF; SEP 23, 2015

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WASHINGTON SIBLINGS SAY A COUSIN KILLED THEIR DAD AFTER STARTING AN INCESTUOUS RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM

TRACY SHANNON NESSL

Two Washington state siblings say their cousin killed their father on Christmas Day after they began an incestuous relationship and ran away together to Belize.

Jennifer Ralston and her brother Caleb McNamara filed a civil lawsuit last week against their cousin who moved back to central Washington after the death of their father, Timothy McNamara.

The two claim their cousin put their dad's life insurance policy and his property in her name before she shot him.  The U.S. does not have the authority to arrest Nessl since the alleged murder happened in Belize.

The siblings claim that On Christmas Day 2014, Nessl shot Timothy McNamara in the back of the head with a shotgun. She had put their dad's Washington state properties in her name and listed herself on his life insurance policy.

Nessl had called the son, Caleb McNamara, a day later to tell him his dad died after he accidentally shot himself. Belize police later ruled his death a suicide. The siblings pursued their dad's suspicious death and eventually got Interpol to issue a warrant for Nessl's arrest in Belize, but by then, their cousin was already back in Washington living on the family farm. This was one of the properties she put in her name  before the shooting, they claimed.

U.S. officials do not have the power to arrest Nessl, and extradition back to Belize is a complicated process, the siblings said. That's why they filed the civil lawsuit.

Nessl has since cut off any communication with the siblings and won't allow them into the family farm, they said.

DOG SINGS, "HERE COMES SANTA CLAUS."

YOGI BERRA DEAD AT 90: THE YANKEES LEGEND AND BASEBALL HALL OF FAMER WAS A LOVABLE CHARACTER AND AN AMERICAN HERO

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DOG SADLY SAYS, "YOGI WAS MY PUPPYHOOD HERO!"  

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DOG ASKS, WAS HIS COMPANY THE ONE HIRED BY THE CANADIAN SENATE?"