THE WEDNESDAY WOOF; JUNE 10, 2015

OK, NOW THAT’S A LOAD OF CRAP!

SINGAPORE AIRLINES AIRBUS PLUNGES 13,000 FEET WHEN BOTH ENGINES FAIL IN BAD WEATHER OFF HONG KONG.

As the Airbus A330-300 made an unexpected descent the pilots followed ‘operational procedures’ and managed to restore power to both Rolls-Royce Trent 772 engines, Singapore Airlines said in a statement.

DOG THINKS THEY WERE PROBABLY TESTING A NEW RIDE FOR CANADA'S 'WONDERLAND'.

ANN COULTER HATES ‘THE BROWNING OF AMERICA’

She claims the U.S. is being ruined by an influx of immigrants from Latin America, Asia, and Africa. Her latest book, Adios America!: The Left's Plan to Turn Our Country Into a Third World Hellhole is guaranteed to raise many folks’ ire and blood pressure and strain their patience. Coulter exclaims,  “In Nigeria, everyone is a criminal. But we take more immigrants from Nigeria than we do from Britain.  Don’t react casually to that! That’s madness.”

DOG ASKS, "GEEZ, DO I NEED TO BECOME A WHITE DUDE .....ERR DOG?"

IS IT TIME THAT CHIMPS ARE GIVEN LEGAL RIGHTS?

The New York Supreme Court will hear arguments over whether chimpanzees deserve to be given legal rights - specifically two chimps named Hercules and Leo being held in captivity by Stony Brook University in New York State for use in an anatomical research programme. A joke? Not in the eyes of 'The Nonhuman Rights Project', a group founded by Steven Wise, an attorney and animal rights activist, which is deadly serious.

DOG SAYS, "MONKEYS?  HUMPHH.... NO COMMENT!"

PENN STATE BOUNCES FRATERNITY FOR 3 YEARS OVER NUDE PHOTO SCANDAL

Penn State has shut down the school's Kappa Delta Rho fraternity chapter for three years, after an inquiry over a Facebook group page that collected pictures of nude women also uncovered other transgressions.

DOG SAYS,  "IF JOE PATERNO WAS ALIVE, THEY WOULD HAVE BLAMED THIS ON HIM!"

NEW JERSEY FIREFIGHTERS SMASH THE WINDOWS OF A CAR PARKED AT HYDRANT TO CONNECT HOSE 

Chief Jospeh Palumbo told the Daily News the crew members had no other option but to break open the front right and left rear windows so they could connect the hose to access the water supply.

"If someone is parked illegally we still have the responsibility to get water," he said, adding the next available hydrant was also partially blocked by a vehicle.

DOG SAYS, "SO THAT'S WHAT THOSE THINGS ARE FOR! WHO KNEW? I ALWAYS THOUGHT THEY WERE FOR DOGGIE RELIEF."